Something like: "We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." sounds just about right.
Sorry to be offline for so long but I finally upgradey my desktop computer. New Intel i5-2500K processor (LGA 1155 format), requires a new Intel DZ68DB motherboard, new motherboard only supports SATA not PATA so CD drive with audio output is oboslete and requires a new HP CD-DVD reader/writer, new motherboard also requires 16 GB of DDR3 133MHz memory modules. New system won't run Windows XP Professional, so upgrade to Windows 7, new Windows 7 won't run Microsoft Office 2003, so upgrade to Office Professional 2010. Makes you wonder if these companies are all in cahoots with each other.