A Quote A Day *unless I forget...

If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of my self,,,
The Mick

What are you gonna do when we die because of the Original Landlord-Tenant Dispute? - ME
 
"Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it..."
 
Dr. Pepper does the trick tho.
 
SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN...

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King Richard III never had a PIECE, Camilla...
 
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What is so misunderstood about 23 fruit and vegetable flavors/essences with a fizz and a bottlecap?

You don't remember Dr. Pepper's old advertising jingle? "Doctor Pepper, so misunderstood - if anyone would try you, they'd know you taste good! (So good!)"

23? Mostly artificial now, I think - prune juice has piss-a-deered from the list of ingredients, and most of the other 22 are probably now artificial flavorings. Dam food chemists... No, I don't drink it anymore.

BTW, I am against religion because it teaches us how to worship God without having a relationship with Him.
 
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"Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never win are idiots."
 
~Suppose you were an idiot.
Andsuppose you were a member of Congress.
But Irepeat myself.
MarkTwain
 
Thegovernment is like a baby’s alimentary canal,
with ahappy appetite at one end and
noresponsibility at the other.
RonaldReagan
 
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