A Quote A Day *unless I forget...

[orange]

If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of my self,,,
The Mick

What are you gonna do when we die because of the Original Landlord-Tenant Dispute? - ME

 

[Fast Forward]

You can get farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone,,Alfonse Capone

 

[laatsch55]

Never swallow a Dorito whole, dry triangles do not slide well

That's funny...



"Never take a knife to a gunfight"....

 

[laatsch55]

"Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it..."

 

[Lazarus Short]

Never swallow a Dorito whole, dry triangles do not slide well

Also: [learned in New Mexico] hot coffee makes a miserable chaser for spicy food.

 

[orange]

Dr. Pepper does the trick tho.

 

[Lazarus Short]

Dr. Pepper does the trick tho.

​But that is so misunderstood...

 

[Lazarus Short]

The truth points to itself.

-Kosh Naranek

 

[orange]

SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN...

​

 

[Lazarus Short]

​Elizabeth 007

 

[orange]

King Richard III never had a PIECE, Camilla...

 

[Lazarus Short]

​Prince Chuck - we didn't know he had it in her...

 

[orange]

​But that is so misunderstood...

What is so misunderstood about 23 fruit and vegetable flavors/essences with a fizz and a bottlecap?

 

[orange]

 

[Lazarus Short]

What is so misunderstood about 23 fruit and vegetable flavors/essences with a fizz and a bottlecap?

You don't remember Dr. Pepper's old advertising jingle? "Doctor Pepper, so misunderstood - if anyone would try you, they'd know you taste good! (So good!)"

23? Mostly artificial now, I think - prune juice has piss-a-deered from the list of ingredients, and most of the other 22 are probably now artificial flavorings. Dam food chemists... No, I don't drink it anymore.

BTW, I am against religion because it teaches us how to worship God without having a relationship with Him.

 

[laatsch55]

BTW, I am against religion because it teaches us how to worship God without having a relationship with Him.

I like the way you put that Laz...Amen...

 

[Fishoz]

"Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never win are idiots."

 

[Lazarus Short]

​Here's one to post everywhere...

 

[Fishoz]

~Suppose you were an idiot. ​

Andsuppose you were a member of Congress.​

But Irepeat myself. ​

MarkTwain​

 

[Fishoz]

Thegovernment is like a baby’s alimentary canal, ​

with ahappy appetite at one end and​

noresponsibility at the other. ​

RonaldReagan​