A Quote A Day *unless I forget...

[laatsch55]

An old man who has cheated death many times can get philosophical on your ass!!

 

[laatsch55]

Heard a good one on Deadliest Catch------" Don't Ever Ride Your Bike Faster Than Your Angels Can Fly"

 

[Lazarus Short]

If you wish to understand the Universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration. -Nikola Tesla

 

[Des_Lab]

Details matter.

Sometimes it's the little things that can make all the difference in the world. It's also those very same details (or the lack of them) that can very easily be manipulated into misleading your audience into drawing false or incomplete conclusions.


Take the following phrase:


"A woman without her man is nothing."


What does that say?


Now take the exact same words, but insert one comma and one period:


"A woman. Without her, man is nothing."


NOW what does it say?

 

[R1200S]

My favorite, "Change should not be confused with progress."

 

[marcok]

" According to the laws of aerodynamics , the bumblebee can't fly either,
but the bumblebee doesn't know anything about the laws of aerodynamics,
so it goes ahead and flies anyway "
Igor Sikorsky

Ciao
Marco

 

[Lazarus Short]

​Old Dutch proverb: Many work hard for a loaf, when a slice is sufficient.

 

[orange]

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

--Mae West

 

[NavLinear]

I just got this one - too funny.

 

[orange]

I still have no idea.

 

[NavLinear]

I am a penis

 

[Lazarus Short]

The trouble with the Balkans is that they produce more history than they can consume locally.
- H.H. Munro

 

[mudshark]

[FONT=&quot]Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound![/FONT]

 

[NavLinear]

This is a true short about a young female sailor. Her last name is Swallow and Navy enlisted recruits begin their carriers as a Seamen. The Chief (or officer) that had to call her name for roll call or interface with her would have to - by Navy protocol - call her Seamen Swallow. Could you say that with a straight face?

 

[orange]

Hot Funk, Cool Punk, Even if it's old junk....

It's Still Rock and Roll To Me

--Billy Joel​

 

[laatsch55]

You cannot solve current problems with current thinking..

Current problems are the result of current thinking...

Albert Einstein

 

[speakerlabfan]

The fundamentalists have taken the fun out of the mental.

Ken Kesey

 

[orange]

Well crap, now I have to figure what it was and fix it.​

 

[Lazarus Short]

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.

- attributed to both George Bernard Shaw and Oscar Wilde

 

[orange]

Hogs have no future, Les.

--Dr. Johnny Fever, WKRP In Cincinnati