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The Great Farter

The Great Farter, like they say, because they couldn't get a meat-cache open, was called to fart at it.

The Great Farter answered: If I farted on it the meat no longer would be good to eat!

But when they kept on asking him to fart he let off a


TREMENDOUS FART

& their blubber bags which they had hammered with a stone but notwithstanding no one could get loose I tell you now they burst & being burst loose on the ground so could be used for food.

But now they had a wicked smell!

Were simply thrown away.

Not even the dogs would eat them owing to the smell of fart.

-Nakasuk, Eskimo
 
How many has she had?
 
Snopes is not always reliable, and yes, I was engaged in a big argument about it on Abovetopsecret. Other members came to my rescue, and the opposition collapsed. Happily, they documented this one. If Putin did not say it, it's still funny, and still fits.
 
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I felt that way about her in 1981, before I ever really knew anything about her past hearing Yazoo on American Top 40.
 
And some things have to be believed to be believed - ME
 
If you wanna be the best pessimist you can be, practice forever in front of the mirror.

But you'll NEVER be any damned good.

- also ME
 
A great landscape can be seen through a small hole.

Against mere sand even the hammer strikes in vain.
-Ivan Panin
 
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