Bobby's Dad's thread....

[NavLinear]

That's hilarious, especially when ya see anti-seize being ordered as Sieze, anti. LMOAO!!!

Where else but with Uncle Sam?

 

[pennysdad]

Too funny!!!!

That does remind me of a story though. I've worked for our government for several decades and one of my orders was questioned by our supply system.

My request was for anti-bacterial soap.

I was asked why I needed anti-bacterial soap.

I replyed that I searched and searched for bacterial soap but couldn't find any so I ordered the anti kind.

but bacteria, and anti bacteria don't use soap! do they?

 

[NavLinear]

but bacteria, and anti bacteria don't use soap! do they?

 

[pennysdad]

it must be really tiny soap.....

 

[pennysdad]

Your dreams are expensive....

$2000 it went for.....

 

[NavLinear]

$2000 it went for.....

You forgot to fold it didn't you?

 

[pennysdad]

You forgot to fold it didn't you?

(sob, sob), I did forget.....

 

[pennysdad]

Do you think this will get us kicked into the cave again. Oh no!!!!!!!!

don't do it to me p-l-e-a-s-e......
i like it out here.


NOW i'm going to the shop.
back soon....

 

[NavLinear]

don't do it to me p-l-e-a-s-e......
i like it out here.


NOW i'm going to the shop.
back soon....

I think it's safer there!

 

[pennysdad]

I could say sooooo much about this.....

..... but right now, I'm totally speechless. (in the words of Elaine, "... that is, without speech!")

 

[laatsch55]

That's a weird lookin Pig man....

 

[pennysdad]

That's a weird lookin Pig man....

i've never seen anything quite like it.
but the longer i look at it.... the funnier it gets.

 

[laatsch55]

No doubt...

 

[pennysdad]

Well, I woke up in a surprisingly good mood today, so I thought to myself ".... wot mischief can I get up to today?"

.... and this is what I came up with.

[TABLE="width: 700"]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"][TABLE="width: 100%"]
[TR]
[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]INVOICE:

This is an Invoice for all the non-deliveries, lost items, and for my own time lost by having to pick up all non-delivered items to my address from the Heidelberg PO, incurred by the use of services by Australia Post over the last 18 months.

$1,000.00

Please make payable by cheque by return mail. Payable within 7 days.

Sincerely,[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
​

Someone at Aussie Post should be reading it by about now.
See how it goes.

 

[laatsch55]

What have your avvies got on their heads???

 

[pennysdad]

What have your avvies got on their heads???

I think they might McDonalds containers, or similar.
Yeh, I don't get it either, but I can watch them two for ages!
Doesn't take much to entertain me.... LoL
Funny tho', my Bobby luvs Mickey Dee's like crazy! (just the 'meat' thing tho' of course.... I get the rest.)

 

[fitz43]

What have your avvies got on their heads???

Chinese take out containers?

 

[pennysdad]

Chinese take out containers?

I've had a closer look at the (larger) original gif, and they are in fact Big Mac containers.

 

[laatsch55]

Wonder why they stood still for it??

 

[pennysdad]

Wonder why they stood still for it??

My Penelope is pretty subservient. I can do stuff like that to her. She just trusts me regardless of how much I'm laughing at her when we're doing silly things.
.... but my Bobby is the exact opposite. He won't tolerate being made fun of at all.
A very grumpy boy indeed, and such a snob. But that's typical of Tuxedo (black & white) Domestic Shorthairs.
My previous one (Freddy) was exactly the same in every way as Bob. I'd swear he's a reincarnation....
The fact that Bobby just walked in my door not even a week after Fred had passed, and he was just weeks old. Spooky......