Bobby's Dad's thread....

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NavLinear said:
Too funny!!!!

That does remind me of a story though. I've worked for our government for several decades and one of my orders was questioned by our supply system.

My request was for anti-bacterial soap.

I was asked why I needed anti-bacterial soap.

I replyed that I searched and searched for bacterial soap but couldn't find any so I ordered the anti kind. :laughing9:
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but bacteria, and anti bacteria don't use soap! do they?
 
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I could say sooooo much about this.....



..... but right now, I'm totally speechless. (in the words of Elaine, "... that is, without speech!")
 
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Well, I woke up in a surprisingly good mood today, so I thought to myself ".... wot mischief can I get up to today?"

.... and this is what I came up with.

[TABLE="width: 700"]
[TR]
[TD="align: left"][TABLE="width: 100%"]
[TR]
[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]INVOICE:

This is an Invoice for all the non-deliveries, lost items, and for my own time lost by having to pick up all non-delivered items to my address from the Heidelberg PO, incurred by the use of services by Australia Post over the last 18 months.

$1,000.00

Please make payable by cheque by return mail. Payable within 7 days.

Sincerely,[/TD]
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Someone at Aussie Post should be reading it by about now.
See how it goes. :laughing9:
 
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laatsch55 said:
What have your avvies got on their heads???
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I think they might McDonalds containers, or similar.
Yeh, I don't get it either, but I can watch them two for ages!
Doesn't take much to entertain me.... LoL
Funny tho', my Bobby luvs Mickey Dee's like crazy! (just the 'meat' thing tho' of course.... I get the rest.) :laughing9:
 
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laatsch55 said:
Wonder why they stood still for it??
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My Penelope is pretty subservient. I can do stuff like that to her. She just trusts me regardless of how much I'm laughing at her when we're doing silly things.
.... but my Bobby is the exact opposite. He won't tolerate being made fun of at all.
A very grumpy boy indeed, and such a snob. But that's typical of Tuxedo (black & white) Domestic Shorthairs.
My previous one (Freddy) was exactly the same in every way as Bob. I'd swear he's a reincarnation....
The fact that Bobby just walked in my door not even a week after Fred had passed, and he was just weeks old. Spooky......
 
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