A Quote A Day *unless I forget...

Always remember, there is no city in the world that has erected a statue to a critic. – Jean Sibelius (1865-1957)
 
The purpose of school is to train us to be good hewers of wood and drawers of water. -Laz Short
 
When you deal with drawers of water, a diaper is what you seek.
 
It seems a law of history for successful movements and empires to resist further change after the needs that had motivated them into promoting change had been satisfied.

-James P. Hogan, from ​Giants' Star
 
That's not a knife.

THIS is a knife!

--Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dundee
 
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.
-Andre Maurois

No doubt this was written before 8-track tapes and atomic bombs.
-Laz Short
 
You better cut that pizza into four pieces since I am not hungry enough to eat six

Yogi Berra
 
"This ain't no funeral"

"Let's make this a joyous occasion"

Tom Watson 2015 after the Open


What a class act!
 
It's not like I'm the leper messiah for trying to save that site. Touché

C'mon, John. I asked to close that thread and I don't want it reopened in another one. PM if you absolutely have to.

Gracias.
 
And I thanked you kindly for the batteries in the computer thread.
 
Lazarus Short said:
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.
-Andre Maurois

No doubt this was written before 8-track tapes and atomic bombs.
-Laz Short
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I used to listen to Atomic on an 8-track, and ABBA, and the Cars. I never owned Bang Bang (He Shot Me Down) however.
 
You realize that you are getting older when the pretty girls on the magazines at the drugstore rack don't seem to faze you, you see Oprah.
 
Until we realise that we can only be where we go, we will only be where we are.
- unknown
 
Damn the particle, but there is salvation for the aggregate. A gust of wind is wild and free, but there are handcuffs on the storm.

-Charles Fort
 
"If you fart in a storm, it only stinks downwind"...
 
Never swallow a Dorito whole, dry triangles do not slide well
 
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