Bobby's Dad's thread....

[derek92994]

Hurry! Before those eggs melt!

 

[NavLinear]

.... don't say anything, or we'll go to the cave.

Oh - that's right. We're in the open here with our pants down aren't we? We've been banished before.

 

[NavLinear]

Hurry! Before those eggs melt!

So - do you know how to pluck an egg?

 

[NavLinear]

well, if your using a blender, it doesn't matter.

OUCH!

 

[pennysdad]

So - do you know how to pluck an egg?

wait 'till it grows into a chicken, and please D, pull your pants up.

 

[derek92994]

I'll get into trouble if I explain my plucking process

 

[NavLinear]

wait 'till it grows into a chicken, and please D, pull your pants up.

Ok - back up now.

 

[pennysdad]

Ok - back up now.

it's for the best.
there may be horses watching......

 

[NavLinear]

I'll get into trouble if I explain my plucking process

Removing the egg involves a rubber glove and vaseline it doesn't take much imagination to work out what you do with the vaseline.

It must be stressed that every case is different. This remedy is not guaranteed to work for everyone. The idea is to stuff a reasonable amount of vaseline into the "vent" so that the egg will be able to slip out easily.

Here are the quick easy steps:

1.Put on a pair of thin disposable rubber gloves, of the thin surgical kind.

2.Put a big blob vaseline onto the back of your left hand. ( if you are right-handed ) The reason for doing this is for hygiene, so that you don't have to put your hand back into the vaseline jar again for a second blob of vaseline. Just keep taking the vaseline from the back of your hand instead.

3.Pick up the Bunny as gently as you can and then use your left hand (the one with the vaseline blob on the back of it) to hold her upside down by both legs leaving your other hand free. Be very careful as you are handling her because you don't want to stress her out any more than necessary and most importantly you dont want to break the egg. Most Easter Bunnies will stay still for you while they are hanging upside down. My Easter Bunny didn't move at all once she was hanging upside down.

4.Very very carefully and as slowy as you can, put blobs of vaseline inside the "vent" and wipe the vaseline around inside to give a good cover. At this point you have to be extra careful that you don't break the egg because any shards of egg shell caught inside the Bunny will cause an infection and she will die.

5.The problem egg can now be plucked.

 

[pennysdad]

Are you freakin' crazy??????
Why don't you just wait 'till he lays it?
OMG..... Do I ALWAYS have to be the one with the brains around here?

 

[NavLinear]

Are you freakin' crazy??????
Why don't you just wait 'till he lays it?
OMG..... Do I ALWAYS have to be the one with the brains around here?

It depends - do you want to pluck it or lay it?

 

[pennysdad]

It depends - do you want to pluck it or lay it?

who started this plucking bunnies subject?
oh right, D2.
that explains it....

 

[NavLinear]

it's for the best.
there may be horses watching......

Good thing - you don't want an excited horse eyeballing you. That could be trouble.

 

[derek92994]

First it was you with the easter bunny coming at christmas, then it was dennis and his bunny image with the eggs.

 

[pennysdad]

Good thing - you don't want an excited horse eyeballing you. That could be trouble.

I'd be more worried about him bucking and kicking you while you were 'liking' him/her.....

 

[pennysdad]

First it was you with the easter bunny coming at christmas, then it was dennis and his bunny image with the eggs.

it was the 'plucking' of the egg where i got lost.....

 

[fitz43]

Good thing - you don't want an excited horse eyeballing you. That could be trouble.

or death
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

 

[NavLinear]

it was the 'plucking' of the egg where i got lost.....

But now you have a five easy step method of plucking.

 

[pennysdad]

I guess best wishes to EVERYONE for the new year then.
The old one was due for updating. I guess everything wears out eventually.....

 

[laatsch55]

Yeppers, evn my cat. She's in the pin ball stage...