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- In witness protection.
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- I've totally lost the plot....
I really do wonder if you farted into a high end microphone, how "accurately" those horns would reproduce the sound
.... there was this chick in a band i worked for, and one night she had garlic prawns for dinner.
well, she really overdid the garlic, and i told her that bad breath was just an extension of your voice, and that the PA will magnify it a hundred times now, and that she was just going to kill the audience with 10,000 watts of bad breath.
you know wot? she went home!
i had to do a lot of sweet talking to get her back for the gig, but honestly how brainless do u have to be to believe such a crazy thing. anyway, she turned out to be my g/f for ages. she was very cute.....