Aussie HELP NEEDED!!!!

[pennysdad]

You want pots ,ya got pots..

no bolts left. D2 got the last 4. he owes me a night at the massage parlour of my choice.

pots? he's gotta have pots. this'll kill him if it doesn't.

 

[pennysdad]

Ok then D2, as BD said, the process has begun...

update: the deceased 700 will be posted early next week to me for further dismemberment.

 

[laatsch55]

Good deal...

 

[derek92994]

Will there be Meters? I just Love Meters (VU or LED).

Then you guys can laugh at me when I barely get them to move hehehe. *crack*

By the way, I've never blown a speaker before, call me *careful*

 

[Elite-ist]

What a concerted effort from around the world to give Derek something unique that might cause him to wet his pants. This is a great gesture, Lee and George! If you dare to get to noon on the preamp dial, Derek, those sweep analog needles will begin to undulate. I was mesmerized by that. It's pretty exciting, even as a backbencher, to see how this thread evolves. Like an unborn child, maybe you should start considering favourite names to call it, Derek.

Nando.

 

[pennysdad]

….. give Derek something unique that might cause him to wet his pants.

Nando.

He'll be doing more than that Nando…..

Call it "the Space Station", as it WILL put him out there!

 

[laatsch55]

Will there be Meters? I just Love Meters (VU or LED).

Then you guys can laugh at me when I barely get them to move hehehe. *crack*

By the way, I've never blown a speaker before, call me *careful*

Gotta have meters....

 

[pennysdad]

By the way, I've never blown a speaker before, call me *careful*

start out with some headphones first connected straight to the outputs.
just so you can get the hang of blowing something up.
won't take but a millisecond.

 

[derek92994]

What a concerted effort from around the world to give Derek something unique that might cause him to wet his pants. This is a great gesture, Lee and George! If you dare to get to noon on the preamp dial, Derek, those sweep analog needles will begin to undulate. I was mesmerized by that. It's pretty exciting, even as a backbencher, to see how this thread evolves. Like an unborn child, maybe you should start considering favourite names to call it, Derek.

Nando.

Better get my diapers ready lol. I think I'll call it 'The Boss'

 

[derek92994]

start out with some headphones first connected straight to the outputs.
just so you can get the hang of blowing something up.
won't take but a millisecond.

Good idea. So whats it like hearing that cracking sound and then deafening silence?
I have blown up other electric stuff when I was much younger. Also had an old UPS which caught on fire when testing battery mode. Problem was the batteries kept providing the power even after I pulled the mains cord. So it got dragged outside. Oh and a washing machine, motor smoking, was funny seeing me drag that sucker out.

 

[pennysdad]

Good idea. So whats it like hearing that cracking sound and then deafening silence?
I have blown up other electric stuff when I was much younger. Also had an old UPS which caught on fire when testing battery mode. Problem was the batteries kept providing the power even after I pulled the mains cord. So it got dragged outside. Oh and a washing machine, motor smoking, was funny seeing me drag that sucker out.

That's the sound of your brain splitting in two.
Don't worry. You'll be able to tell us all about it when it eventually happens to you.
Although you might be restricted to typing on your k/bd using a pen in your mouth and be in a partially comatose state when you do, but it's OK, we'll be here for ya….. (larfing like all phkc in the background.)

… as far as wearing diapers is concerned, may I suggest you sit in a big garbage bag tied tightly round the neck. You're gonna need to change it at least once too!

 

[laatsch55]

eVERY NOTE IS A BROWN NOTE PRESENTED LOUD ENOUGH, WOOPS, TIME TO TAKE THE RANT CAPS LOCK OFF... there.....sheesh....

 

[derek92994]

Took me a while, but I understand what you mean by brown notes now. The ones that get 'thrown' at you nice and clear.

 

[pennysdad]

D2, the 'brown note' is the frequency at which one loses the control of their bowels….

(anything under around 10 cycles per second is considered capable of doing that, although I think 6Hz is the actual one.)

 

[laatsch55]

7hz...

 

[pennysdad]

7hz...

typo…. I meant to say that….

 

[NavLinear]

typo…. I meant to say that….

Just think what happens at 4 Hz - get that sub under your bed!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[derek92994]

I never understood why a friend once said "If you take your daily shit in the morning, its going to be a good day". Now I'm older I understand why, because the day can be rather rough with an irritable bowel. Maybe get a brown note tone generator put in the toilet for those days when things don't go to plan.

 

[orange]

Good idea. So whats it like hearing that cracking sound and then deafening silence?
I have blown up other electric stuff when I was much younger. Also had an old UPS which caught on fire when testing battery mode. Problem was the batteries kept providing the power even after I pulled the mains cord. So it got dragged outside. Oh and a washing machine, motor smoking, was funny seeing me drag that sucker out.

I had that happen with a Sansui 3000A, somehow the phones survived.

 

[pennysdad]

UPDATE:

The 'deceased' CB PL700 II, was sent today ex-SYD, and on it's way to MEL. (finally.)
I should have it around Tuesday.

More updates as they come to hand.

That is all…..