A Quote A Day *unless I forget...

[laatsch55]

Yep, a running joke between me and Stephen, he's a believer....

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

"Hey man, I wasn't lookin at his neck man, that Vietnam grass will do that to ya"

Tommy Chong

 

[orange]

A great landscape can be seen through a small hole.

Against mere sand even the hammer strikes in vain.
-Ivan Panin

We have all seen great things through small holes at one time but also in vain, and maybe while hammered.

 

[Lazarus Short]

Those who ask forgiveness don't need it - those who need it won't ask.

-unknown

 

[Fishoz]

"I haven't left my house in days.​

I watch the news channels incessantly.​

All the news stories are about the election;​

all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.​

Election, erection, election, erection - - either way it's all about getting screwed!"

Bette Midler​

 

[Lazarus Short]

“Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!â€

-Harry Truman

 

[Gepetto]

“Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!â€

-Harry Truman

Amazing how long the delusion has been allowed to fester...

 

[Lazarus Short]

Shun Mook is an anagram of "Hokums On."
-some guy on the vinyl engine

 

[orange]

Harry never really said that, wasn't as foul mouthed as Johnson or Nixon I would believe.

 

[orange]

 

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[orange]

My friend owns the sexiest basket case of a Jaguar ever built. It makes a man weak at the sight of it's leaks.

-Me

 

[Fishoz]

"But it's getting harder, to describe sailors to the underfed."

Jim Morrison

 

[orange]

The goat was delicious...CUBS WIN!!!!! (Me, right NOW!)

 

[orange]

Strangely enough, I found a date and time code printed INSIDE the toilet paper roll...

it was marked 9/25/2016, so I gather it was fresh? -ME

 

[orange]

Please send this burger back, it's rare. In fact, you can call it that on eBay.

-- Still Me

"Pledge your quotes, this thread needs your support"

 

[Lazarus Short]

"The world only exists because you are looking at it."

from the Argentinian movie ​Amapola.

 

[Lazarus Short]

"Goofy" is a good compromise between normal and bat-shit crazy.

-Laz

 

[orange]

If this election were any good the pregame show would be worth it.

 

[Lazarus Short]

Sometimes, you know just enough about something to know you don't want to know any more.

-Laz