A Quote A Day *unless I forget...

[orange]

"This is what I call my Jesus Ensemble. I put this on and everyone goes, 'Aw, Jesus' "!

-David Lee Roth, 1986 on The Late Show With Joan Rivers

 

[Lazarus Short]

Here's one:

 

[JustMike]

"There's only Two Kinds of Music: The Blues and Zippety Doo-Dah".

TOWNES VAN ZANDT

 

[Northwinds]

See my sig

 

[orange]

I forgot.

 

[Nick Danger]

 

[orange]

Kramer: You’re becoming one of the glitterati.
George: What’s that?
Kramer: People who glitter.

 

[Lazarus Short]

If contingencies are for flawed reasoning, why would 'Plan B' work any better? - G. Hertlein

 

[orange]

If the world didn't suck we'd all fly into space.

 

[stuwee]

I have a secret but, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it?

 

[NavLinear]

Mae West has some fantastic quotes so here is one of my favorites:

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.â€

 

[Lazarus Short]

"If you wanna keep a secret, you gotta promise not to tell." -Ozark Mountain Daredevils

 

[stuwee]

From the late, great Sofie Tucker ~ "20 goes into 80 a hellava lot more than 80 goes into 20"

"My boyfriend Ernine said to me Sofie 'ya got no tits and a tight box'. I said to him 'Ernine get off my back' "

 

[orange]

I like that woman!

 

[NavLinear]

From the late, great Sofie Tucker ~ "20 goes into 80 a hellava lot more than 80 goes into 20"

"My boyfriend Ernine said to me Sofie 'ya got no tits and a tight box'. I said to him 'Ernine get off my back' "

That is to fcuking funny. I almost spit out my beer out my nose while reading this!

 

[NavLinear]

A couple more Mae West quotes:

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

 

[Lazarus Short]

One of the most dangerous and terrifying trends in America today is the disregard for character as a central necessity in a leader's credentials. The duplicitous soul of a leader can only make a nation more sophisticated in evil. -Ravi Zacharias, from Deliver Us From Evil,​ p. 111

 

[JustMike]

 

[laatsch55]

Cool.
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[laatsch55]

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