This is the headlines of what our country has become.

[WOPL Sniffer]

US prices rising at 6.2%, fastest rate for three decades

'Wilson' volleyball head from Cast Away film sold for $308,000

Tests show hand sanitizers contain cancer-causing solvent, but FDA lacks authority to recall

Uber overcharging disabled users, Justice Department says in lawsuit

LGBTQ American Indians report high levels of depression and abuse, study finds

Nation's first all-Muslim City Council is elected in Michigan

Manson family member Leslie Van Houten recommended for parole for the fifth time

Penis worms were the hermit crabs of their time

Customer throws hot soup in cashier’s face after plastic lid melted, Texas cops say

Cargo jam at L.A. and Long Beach ports begins to ease as hefty fines loom



Feel free to add to the depressing shape of the world

 

[MarkWComer]

We’re all dead, but the checks haven’t cleared the bank yet…

 

[MarkWComer]

Gay indians? Preposterous!

 

[J!m]

Hand sanitizer only causes cancer in California. Everyone knows that.

Stay out of CA and you won’t get cancer (much).

 

[NeverSatisfied]

"China and Russia collectively laugh as the once mighty USA implodes from within"

Oh wait, not a current headline.............yet.......or.......is it ?

 

[Lazarus Short]

"Kyle Rittenhouse sobbing shows what's wrong with America"

 

[laatsch55]

" Kyle Riitenhouse testifying in a trial that shouldn't be shows what's wrong in American jurisprudence"

 

[Skratch]

Its no longer The UNITED States of America, too many fucking crazy people in our leadership of this country

 

[Lazarus Short]

Its no longer The UNITED States of America, too many fucking crazy people in our leadership of this country

I propose the country be renamed "The Untied States of America."

 

[Gepetto]

 

[FredR]

The division in this country is greater then it has been since the Civil War. Pray that it will be resolved peacefully. We need to get back to loyal opposition no matter the party.

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

The Chinese are even more fucked up. They killed a Corgi with a crowbar ON TV.

The killing of a corgi shows how government power has grown unchecked in China in the name of Covid prevention

 

[Gepetto]

The Chinese are even more fucked up. They killed a Corgi with a crowbar ON TV.

The killing of a corgi shows how government power has grown unchecked in China in the name of Covid prevention

A Corgi?? WTF

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

The mice probably have it too so they should burn everything down.

 

[George S.]

They say most of the deer in Ohio are infected with Covid.

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

FLAMETHROWERS not rifles

 

[Gepetto]

They say most of the deer in Ohio are infected with Covid.

How come there aren't dead deer laying everywhere on the landscape?

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

How come there aren't dead deer laying everywhere on the landscape?

They can't read or talk so they don't know it's a conspiracy.

 

[Gepetto]

They can't read or talk so they don't know it's a conspiracy.

Yeah I forgot they don't watch cable TV

 

[Skratch]

Deer eat acorns which have natural antibodies in them, main ingredient is Ivermectin