jbeckva's 1000 post contest!

[Web Police]

Jer maybe we can rename Father Sar to Spudgers Armature. Hmmmmm or maybe that is what he calls the confessional booth?

 

[jbeckva]

Uh huh huh .. they said "weiner".. uh huh huhuh

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Somehow that struck me as an odd headline on CNN...

21....

 

[Web Police]

An article only stuwee could love.

I relish the thought of Weiner getting in hot water over this

Weiner goes to great lengths

http://www.championshipsubdivision.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=23973&p=490930

 

[stuwee]

Where is this penis??

Jeeze, with a honkin' jewish nose like that, it's gotta be a big one

Chelsea Handler said "He must be a Democrat, because he's going after the ladies"

 

[stuwee]

Throwin' down the gauntlet........


Briiing Briiing

Oh, simulated audience members and squillions of viewers at home, who could that be? Well, it could be Burt Reynolds, Barry Manilow, Robin Leach or that scoundrel Lee Laatsch (he pops 'round when his wife won't give him any viewers, shhhh). Oh, how their fingers gently toy with my entry button. Briiiing Briiiing!! Impatient little monkey viewers, must be that Lee scoundrel!

 

[laatsch55]

Gauntlet/smauntlet my eyes are blue..........DOUCHE!!!!!

 

[stuwee]

Gauntlet/smauntlet my eyes are blue..........DOUCHE!!!!!

Whatever are you prattling on about?? They're amethyst

 

[laatsch55]

Mine are blue. Don't make me tell the lady on the left to actuate her feed tray and hit the "ON" button!!@!

 

[stuwee]

Don't make me unhook your feed bag neither monkey!!!!

 

[laatsch55]

watch it or God will go from killing kittens to mutilating your love gun!!

 

[stuwee]

watch it or God will go from killing kittens to mutilating your love gun!!

O really??

He has to take me to dinner first like all the other ones

 

[laatsch55]

HMMMMMMMMM............................spose he tips well??

 

[stuwee]

Sickness........heathen!!! Wait till Father gets here to give ya whoopass that would make Mistress Kitty blush

 

[laatsch55]

That was afair question given the circumcision, i mean circumstances.

 

[stuwee]

HMMMMMMMM.....

 

[Elite-ist]

This thread reminds me of my favourite high energy movie, "Top Gun." Jerry, " You can engage any time, Maverick. Where the hell are you going... " Thursday is almost over in your parts!

Nando.

 

[jbeckva]

Eh? heheh

 

[jbeckva]

11 to go..

 

[Elite-ist]

Are you still cooling down with vodka & tonics with a slice of lime in the high temps, Jerry?

Nando.

 

[stuwee]

Nando, unless Jerry starts some serious bumpin' he ain't gonna reach the magic # tonight like you hoped, he's waiting for Prime-Time tomorrow night or maybe he's going to surprise us you never no, wicked wee lad he is