Hi I'm Bob

Bob s not here. Hey is Bob here. He went home I think 2 hours a go with his wife. Yea Bob. Lady I know Bob; but I didn't know his wife looked that good for Bob. Bob bobbed up like a red delicious at a apple bobbing bobs.. I hope she drove him home. Bob was bobbin more than weaving. Yea it had to be Bob bobbing. Well if Bob bobs back in I'll tell him who should I say called. Mrs. Bob Bobbin. Oh you must have been who he said he was going home to. Yea I'll tell him Mrs. Bobbin called Bob.


Hey Bob your wife just called she thinks you left 2 hours a go. She isn't happy Bobby boy.
 
Ok I'll join since Im also a Bob
Once while selling oil rigs equipment as a a traveling salesman, "Bob", was drinking in a bar in a one-horse town, in the middle of nowhere. He's feeling really horny, and approaches the bartender.
He says, "Hey, pal, I need a girl. Can you help me?"
The bartender says, "There's no girls in this town. But we do have Singaloo the cook..."
"Bob" says, "Hey, man...I don't go for that shit."
He starts drinking again, and after a while, he approaches the bartender again.
He says, "Look, pal, any girl at all. I've got lots of bread, I'll take care of you, her, whatever."
The bartender says, "There ain't no girls, mac. But we do have Singaloo the Cook..."
"Bob" gets pissed. He says, "I told you, I don't go for that shit." "Bob" goes back to his table.
He has about six more martinis, and by then, he's loaded, and he can't take it anymore.
He goes up to the bar and says, "Okay, okay, Singaloo the cook. Fine. What do I do?"
The bartender says, "Go into the back room there, and I'll send in Singaloo and R.L. and Maurice in about ten minutes."
"Bob" says, " R.L. and Maurice? Who the hell are R.L. and Maurice?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're gonna hold him. Singaloo doesn't go for that shit, either."
 
eminence1963 said:
Ok I'll join since Im also a Bob
Once while selling oil rigs equipment as a a traveling salesman, "Bob", was drinking in a bar in a one-horse town, in the middle of nowhere. He's feeling really horny, and approaches the bartender.
He says, "Hey, pal, I need a girl. Can you help me?"
The bartender says, "There's no girls in this town. But we do have Singaloo the cook..."
"Bob" says, "Hey, man...I don't go for that shit."
He starts drinking again, and after a while, he approaches the bartender again.
He says, "Look, pal, any girl at all. I've got lots of bread, I'll take care of you, her, whatever."
The bartender says, "There ain't no girls, mac. But we do have Singaloo the Cook..."
"Bob" gets pissed. He says, "I told you, I don't go for that shit." "Bob" goes back to his table.
He has about six more martinis, and by then, he's loaded, and he can't take it anymore.
He goes up to the bar and says, "Okay, okay, Singaloo the cook. Fine. What do I do?"
The bartender says, "Go into the back room there, and I'll send in Singaloo and R.L. and Maurice in about ten minutes."
"Bob" says, " R.L. and Maurice? Who the hell are R.L. and Maurice?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're gonna hold him. Singaloo doesn't go for that shit, either."
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Does this make you Carly's Bobaloo?
 
Cheech and Chong game show. Host "What is your name" tick tock tick tock. Starts with a B, ends with a B, has an O in the middle. Ten seconds BOB. Bob says "BOB". Host "Correct". You gotta love Bob
 
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