Ok I'll join since Im also a Bob
Once while selling oil rigs equipment as a a traveling salesman, "Bob", was drinking in a bar in a one-horse town, in the middle of nowhere. He's feeling really horny, and approaches the bartender.
He says, "Hey, pal, I need a girl. Can you help me?"
The bartender says, "There's no girls in this town. But we do have Singaloo the cook..."
"Bob" says, "Hey, man...I don't go for that shit."
He starts drinking again, and after a while, he approaches the bartender again.
He says, "Look, pal, any girl at all. I've got lots of bread, I'll take care of you, her, whatever."
The bartender says, "There ain't no girls, mac. But we do have Singaloo the Cook..."
"Bob" gets pissed. He says, "I told you, I don't go for that shit." "Bob" goes back to his table.
He has about six more martinis, and by then, he's loaded, and he can't take it anymore.
He goes up to the bar and says, "Okay, okay, Singaloo the cook. Fine. What do I do?"
The bartender says, "Go into the back room there, and I'll send in Singaloo and R.L. and Maurice in about ten minutes."
"Bob" says, " R.L. and Maurice? Who the hell are R.L. and Maurice?"
The bartender says, "Oh, they're gonna hold him. Singaloo doesn't go for that shit, either."
He's a cool frood dude...
