Funny pictures...

A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner
table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie is getting married."

"Oh?" says the mother. "And how old is Janie?"

"Five," replies the boy.

"And where will you live?" asks the mother.

"Well," says the boy, "Janie's room is bigger than my room, so we'll live in her room."

"How about expenses?" asks the father. "What are you going to do for money?"

"I get a dollar a week in allowance," says the lad, "and Janie gets seventy five cents. If we put them together we´ll be okay."

"I see," says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have children?"

"Well," says the boy, "we've been lucky so far."
 
So the third grade teacher asks the class,

anyone give an example of a long compound sentence?"

Mary stands up and says, "My mom gets up early every day and she brushes her hair, does her makeup, puts on her prettiest dress, nicest earrings, her highest heels; then she leaves the house to go to work."

The teacher says. "Thank you, Mary. Now: can anyone give an example of a simple sentence?"

And little Johnny stands up and says, "Mary's mom is a whore."
 
sweatybetty said:
So the third grade teacher asks the class,

anyone give an example of a long compound sentence?"

Mary stands up and says, "My mom gets up early every day and she brushes her hair, does her makeup, puts on her prettiest dress, nicest earrings, her highest heels; then she leaves the house to go to work."

The teacher says. "Thank you, Mary. Now: can anyone give an example of a simple sentence?"

And little Johnny stands up and says, "Mary's mom is a whore."
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Damn ..
 
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