It's no Dire Straits....
Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends
 
NEW YORK—While having drinks  with friends at a local bar Monday, Donald Fagen, 66, a Rock and Roll  Hall of Fame inductee and cofounder of the multiplatinum-selling  American rock band Steely Dan, was once again forced to defend his  appreciation for the multiplatinum-selling American rock band Steely  Dan.
"Look, I understand. It's an acquired taste," Fagen said  after putting his group's 1978 hit "Deacon Blues" on the bar's jukebox.  "I wasn't that into it at first, either. But when you really listen to  the unbelievable production values and the wry, perfectly crafted  lyrics—it's just great art, okay? You should definitely give 'the Dan' a  shot."
Fagen went on to cite additional evidence in defense of  his admiration for the music, including the disparate jazz, R&B;,  and blues influences that pervade the band's music, and the ultraclean  sound that became the group's hallmark.
"No one attained that  level of perfection in the studio," Fagen said. "Do you know how many  guitar players tried and failed to nail the solo on the song 'Peg'? Six.  Six professional session guitar players. That's commitment to a vision,  if you ask me."
"Not to mention almost ruining Michael McDonald's voice just to get the background vocals on that track," Fagen added.
Though  Fagen remained effusive about Steely Dan throughout the debate, he did  eventually concede that the song "True Companion" from the 
Heavy Metal  soundtrack was "really gay." He was quick to point out, however, that  the track was not technically a Steely Dan composition, but rather a  Donald Fagen solo project.
"No way you'd be saying this crap if  you'd seen Steely Dan play live as many times as I have," Fagen  reportedly told his companions after purchasing them a second round of  drinks. "Plus [Steely Dan cofounder] Walter Becker is a super nice guy."
In  an attempt to enlighten his friends and possibly pique their curiosity  to the point where they would accept his standing offer to burn them  copies of Steely Dan's 1974 album 
Pretzel Logic, Fagen went so far as to bring up some of the more esoteric trivia pertaining to the group.
"Everybody  knows that Steely Dan is named after a dildo, but were you aware that  Chevy Chase played drums when the band was called the Leather Canary?"  said Fagen, referring to his formative musical years at Bard College in  upstate New York. "Of course, that was way before he went on to 
Saturday Night Live fame."
Even  after his acquaintances roundly dismissed Steely Dan as "pussy music,"  Fagen vehemently maintained that the band has contributed significantly  to the rock and roll genre, and described his and Becker's unorthodox  instrumentation choices and song arrangements as "bold."
"God  forbid someone take a chance by having more than three chord changes in a  song," Fagen said. "You can't just write it all off as 'shitty jazz  fusion' because there are a few horns in the band. And what about  'Bodhisattva' and 'Show Biz Kids' on 
Countdown To Ecstasy? Don't sit there and tell me that those tunes don't rock."
Though  Fagen remains loyal to Steely Dan and more or less has reverence for  the band's entire catalog, he said that he is the first to admit the  shortcomings of the music.
"No one knows better than I do that  this stuff can get extremely self-indulgent," Fagen said. "And, yes, I  realize that all the preciousness and apparent awe at its own cleverness  can be a little too much to stomach sometimes. Hell, some of 
Gaucho is even too goddamned smooth for me."
"It's no Dire Straits, I'll give you that," Fagen added.