1. You have to be opposed to Capital Punishment, but support Abortion on Demand.
I agree with whatever the court have ruled on this subject
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.
I don't agree.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of the law abiding Americans are a threat, but U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of North Korean or Chinese Communists is not a threat.
Both are threat.
4. You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.
I don't agree
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate than by soccer moms driving Ford Explorers.
Both can contribute to global warming but I am not worried about it.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
If we have quite few homo sexuals then it must occur frequently in nature or there is something in the water.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
I don't agree.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach third graders to read is somehow qualified to teach those same third graders about sex.
I don't agree.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but weirdo tree huggers who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
Both can care to some degree.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually having done something to earn it.
Yes and no, nothing is black and white.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 Million of his own money to make "The Passion Of The Christ" for financial gain only.
I don't know enough about it but it could be.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, but the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
Both can be bad or good depending upon how crazy the member is.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
Both are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to U.S. History than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison or John Browning.
No I don't believe, but if you toss in Al Gore then it is a tie.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
All are to some degree, but that doesn't necessarily make them bad.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi are normal, very nice people.
They seem as normal as Newt Gingrich and George Bush.
17. You have to believe that the only reason Socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
I don't like pure socialism, but I like the fact the people are working for the common good and have some empathy for those less fortunate.
18. You have to believe Conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and sex offender belong in the White House.
Extreme conservatives are as bad as extreme liberals.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades featuring drag queens, transvestites and bestiality should be Constitutionally protected, but manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
Both should be protected.
20. You have to believe that illegal democrat party funding by the Communist Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
Never heard of this one. Kinda like The Republican funding by the Youth Hitler movement.
21. You have to believe that it's OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas, but it's not OK to say "Merry Christmas!"
The last part is crap I say Merry Christmas and if people don't like it f em and let the bob cat toss em into the pit head first.
22. You have to believe that this message is part of the "vast, Right Wing conspiracy.
No I think this is part of the man has never been on the moon and the JFK death conspiracy as well as the Bush blew up the twin towers conspiracy, heck he didn't even have enough brains to determine whether some back assward Nation had weapons of mas destruction.
