Al , we are not pulling your leg, we only do that after you've been here awhile and know what we are doing. Cassette Deck is right, a 100 watt incandescent light bulb in series with the power cord. Take a standard dual-duplex gang box, a porcelain light fixture and run power to a receptacle after going to the light bulb and back to the other side of the receptacle, the loght bulb as CD said limits CURRENT which is the killer.
And we only call your manhood into question in the cave, no rules there, well one rule...