Little Vinyl Rant

She's my Little Vinyl Rant

You don't know what I got!

Little vinyl rant you don't know what I got

Well I'm not braggin man so don't put me down

But I got the only Sota Moonbeam in town!

If a CDP comes up to me they don't even try

cause it's a badass turntable and you know just why

She's my Little Vinyl Rant

You don't know what I've got!
 
Zach C. said:
Yeah, my bad. I don't sleep well, and so my mood is erratic at times, and I'm not always aware of how bad it is.

I hope that my point was not lost to my vitriol.

I was trying to say that you aren't going to get perfection, but should do your best to enjoy it's pursuit, cause life's too short.

The pursuit is the fun part anyway, right?

Any stripper will tell you this. They don't put out, cause that's when the money stops, and they need a new chump. :-)

Zach
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ZacH, that wasn't it. I thought you were hilarious....sicko that I am.. and some strippers will...
 
With enough dope and a pocket full of money they will.......:cheers:
 
speakerman1 said:
It sure gives them incentive so I'm told. They can get catty at times. LOL
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I have to confess that I do not really know from personal experience, but the ones I used to know (just happened to have a personal friend who went into this line of work to feed her kid (and her dope habit!)) and she told me that around her "club" it was the golden rule. Never put out until you've squeezed the fool for as much as you can. It was simply astounding what these girls could milk out of guys before they gave up. Watches, rings, cars, all the coke they could sniff, you name it, and they got it.

But putting out killed the intrigue, and thus the would be John almost never did get what he was after. Perhaps these were particularly enlightened strippers? IDK

I never really understood the fascination. I've been inside a few strip bars when I was young, but only as a pizza delivery guy. Really.

It always just seemed kinda sad. Reality outside, and this business inside. Odd.

Zach
 
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Wow I think I like where this is going. Love the poem Orange, very nice!

:shock:
 
Nice to bring a little levity to this matter, isn't it.

Zach: In most of the old XXX movies the pizza delivery guy always gets to have fun.

Joe: Whereas, you are satisfied with CDs over vinyl, I find just the opposite. Now, my record collection is perhaps ten times the size of my CD collection, so I have lots of LP titles to draw from. And I am not including any of the specially mastered releases in either CD or vinyl. What comes close to vinyl for me is SACD. But, I can't afford duplicating my music collection in SACD. So, I am content with what I have. Where my listening opinion may differ is the fact I have had many opportunities to demo a lot of top notch equipment at Innovative Audio, vintage and some newer stuff. And I can say, I'm quite happy with what I have.

Nando.
 
Elite-ist said:
Nice to bring a little levity to this matter, isn't it.

Zach: In most of the old XXX movies the pizza delivery guy always gets to have fun.

Joe: Whereas, you are satisfied with CDs over vinyl, I find just the opposite. Now, my record collection is perhaps ten times the size of my CD collection, so I have lots of LP titles to draw from. And I am not including any of the specially mastered releases in either CD or vinyl. What comes close to vinyl for me is SACD. But, I can't afford duplicating my music collection in SACD. So, I am content with what I have. Where my listening opinion may differ is the fact I have had many opportunities to demo a lot of top notch equipment at Innovative Audio, vintage and some newer stuff. And I can say, I'm quite happy with what I have.

Nando.
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Nando I wish I could say I have 10X the LPs as CDs. My walls would be lined. Maybe one day. LOL
 
Elite-ist said:
Nice to bring a little levity to this matter, isn't it.

Zach: In most of the old XXX movies the pizza delivery guy always gets to have fun.

Nando.
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It was my understanding that thread jacking and levity were seen as a duty here. I like that everybody on this forum is mellow and just here to enjoy the hobby. Everybody pokes fun, but nobody gets upset. SO MANY of these boards are full on ego pumping...um...what to call them. IDK.

There's some truth to those XXX movies, but I was very happily married at the time (still) and most of the "offers" I received were not from the most attractive gals. My favorite of all was the rather large young lady who proposed, "Why don't you come upstairs and we'll see what your delivery is really like." Cracked me up. I made it clear that I was in a big hurry to get to my next stop. At least she made a nice play on words.

Zach
 
My fav. pickup line was. I can lick my eye brows. They would go let me see. I would go I would rather prove it. You would be surprised how many takers there was. LOL
 
speakerman1 said:
My fav. pickup line was. I can lick my eye brows. They would go let me see. I would go I would rather prove it. You would be surprised how many takers there was. LOL
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When asked what her ideal man would be like, she replied "Just like a killer whale!"
When asked why, she replied "It has 4 foot long tongue and breathes through a hole in the top of its head."
 
fitz43 said:
When asked what her ideal man would be like, she replied "Just like a killer whale!"
When asked why, she replied "It has 4 foot long tongue and breathes through a hole in the top of its head."
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A guy I once knew claimed to have made a "snorkel" out of glass tubing, shaped to the contour of his face for just this purpose. It was alleged to go in his nose.

I never saw it, and he was a B.S.'er, so doubtful, but funny just the same.

Zach
 
Elite-ist said:
Nice to bring a little levity to this matter, isn't it.

Zach: In most of the old XXX movies the pizza delivery guy always gets to have fun.

Joe: Whereas, you are satisfied with CDs over vinyl, I find just the opposite. Now, my record collection is perhaps ten times the size of my CD collection, so I have lots of LP titles to draw from. And I am not including any of the specially mastered releases in either CD or vinyl. What comes close to vinyl for me is SACD. But, I can't afford duplicating my music collection in SACD. So, I am content with what I have. Where my listening opinion may differ is the fact I have had many opportunities to demo a lot of top notch equipment at Innovative Audio, vintage and some newer stuff. And I can say, I'm quite happy with what I have.

Nando.
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Isn't it amazing that single girls that order pizza have never seen the underwear dept. at Kmart though...movies!
 
Elite-ist said:
Nice to bring a little levity to this matter, isn't it.

Zach: In most of the old XXX movies the pizza delivery guy always gets to have fun.

Joe: Whereas, you are satisfied with CDs over vinyl, I find just the opposite. Now, my record collection is perhaps ten times the size of my CD collection, so I have lots of LP titles to draw from. And I am not including any of the specially mastered releases in either CD or vinyl. What comes close to vinyl for me is SACD. But, I can't afford duplicating my music collection in SACD. So, I am content with what I have. Where my listening opinion may differ is the fact I have had many opportunities to demo a lot of top notch equipment at Innovative Audio, vintage and some newer stuff. And I can say, I'm quite happy with what I have.

Nando.
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As far as levity goes, I think everyone needs to feel inclusive in their own way. For me I don't think writing mocking poetic verse about a member of the community is something that I could pull off without being offensive. But hey that's just me.

As far as vinyl goes, I'm likely just doing it wrong. The table I bought was from a friend who happened to be a dealer. Larry has also been helpful over time. I've tried a few things, a number of used tables. I haven't had the best of luck with used gear, and even my wife said to stop buying it because I kept having issues with it. I took it as a green light to spend a little money lol. Oops. But I did like the idea of buying something where I wasn't scrounging from some dead husbands collection of gear. God knows I have pile of that laying around.
 
speakerman1 said:
My fav. pickup line was. I can lick my eye brows. They would go let me see. I would go I would rather prove it. You would be surprised how many takers there was. LOL
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My oldest son CAN do that. He needs a hose reel to stow it..
 
No Joe, and I really don't know where he stows it, but when he was younger and didn't know the signfigance of that particular appendage and he would roll it out you could see the ladies just SQuIRM....
 
Zach C. said:
It was my understanding that thread jacking and levity were seen as a duty here. I like that everybody on this forum is mellow and just here to enjoy the hobby. Everybody pokes fun, but nobody gets upset. SO MANY of these boards are full on ego pumping...um...what to call them. IDK.

There's some truth to those XXX movies, but I was very happily married at the time (still) and most of the "offers" I received were not from the most attractive gals. My favorite of all was the rather large young lady who proposed, "Why don't you come upstairs and we'll see what your delivery is really like." Cracked me up. I made it clear that I was in a big hurry to get to my next stop. At least she made a nice play on words.

Zach
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If the thread jacking and levity ever stop, I'M OuTTA HERE!!!!
 
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