He told a pirate joke.... the captain of the ship lost his hand and got it replaced with a hook. Then along came a bird as he was looking up at the sails and shit in his eye. He finally gets a shore and goes to see his wench and she says my god you lost your eye how'd that happen. He said it was caused when a bird shit in his eye. She said you cant lose your eye by a bird shitting in it. He said holding up his hand, first day with the hook. I know i didnt tell it just right. He did though. He also before he played one of his older tunes..cant remember which one...I know the lyrics dont make much since but thats what happens when you right a song and you're stoned.