The Vinyl Trend

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#23
He told a pirate joke.... the captain of the ship lost his hand and got it replaced with a hook. Then along came a bird as he was looking up at the sails and shit in his eye. He finally gets a shore and goes to see his wench and she says my god you lost your eye how'd that happen. He said it was caused when a bird shit in his eye. She said you cant lose your eye by a bird shitting in it. He said holding up his hand, first day with the hook. I know i didnt tell it just right. He did though. He also before he played one of his older tunes..cant remember which one...I know the lyrics dont make much since but thats what happens when you right a song and you're stoned.
 

Pure_Brew

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#24
lol that's pretty funny. I mentioned analog man because I like the song and the timing was right. I don't really go to shows which is a shame.
 

speakerman1

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#25
Joe Bonamassa will be in Balt. on my birthday. 2 days away from the house. Leave the car at the airport and grab a taxi to the hotel. Would be fun. Every time we go to the city we get a nice hotel room and spend 2 days I need to go to the air and space museum at dulles.
 
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#26
I love going to live shows. That is my reward to myself. I saw Aerosmith in OKC the first stop of their new tour. Awesome show. I had never seen Cheap Trick so I was more excited to see them, I had see Aerosmith in 77 or 78. Live Bootleg tour. Well they were way better and blew Cheap Trick away and Cheap Trick was awesome. I heard Joe Bonamassa is great in concert. Enjoy that one. I have Analog Man on Vinyl and it is Typical Joe Walsh. Have ya'll heard Lita Ford's new album.
 
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