The Black Knight

[Northwinds]

Good points all...I think if it could work anywhere, this is the place.
Like I said earlier, I was just thinking out loud. Years of being a Failure Analysis Engineer in the automotive industry have left their not-so-positive marks on me, I'm afraid.

Long live the Black Knight!

I thought your points were valid, I was just giving members here the benefit of the doubt

 

[Fishoz]

Unfortunately if I see BK I will always think it's Northwinds!

 

[laatsch55]

Web......for me..

 

[Web Police]

Web......for me..

Hey I don't want all the bad posts to be linked to my name.


I am not sure I like this idea. I think TBK is going to retire.

 

[Fairchild]

The Black Knight (Character)
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[no response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[no response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[no response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Northwinds]

That is classic!!!!

 

[premiumplus]

Love it, man! Python rules...

 

[The Black Knight]

Wrastle Mania 43 - The Black Knight vs. Skynyrd.

Seems like one of the creweth had a go with one of the guests, ohhh yesssss.

 

[Skynyrd77]

Wrastle Mania 43 - The Black Knight vs. Skynyrd.

Seems like one of the creweth had a go with one of the guests, ohhh yesssss.

Lmfao!!!!! Great stuff there. Hail thy black knight !!!! The green knight of skynyardia will smoke you out... And send you back to your own realm!!!

 

[laatsch55]

The Green Knight of Skynardia!!!!!

Hail to the Knight!!!!

 

[Skynyrd77]

thou will do thy best to keep thy board smiling and hungry

 

[Elite-ist]

A new designate emoticon for The Black Knight could be his lance thrust through the centre-cap of one of these Tannoy Monitor Gold 15s. It doesn't have to be the Tannoy, it could be anywhere else you might think of, while watching this video:

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r4tFrs4Bex0?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I already know how more than half of you will answer.

Nando.

 

[Lazarus Short]

My Mission speakers are going to tell me how the Tannoy's in the video sound? Or did I miss something??

 

[laatsch55]

I guess I miss your point Nando, I'd love to hear a pair of those!!

 

[orange]

A new designate emoticon for The Black Knight could be his lance thrust through the centre-cap of one of these Tannoy Monitor Gold 15s. It doesn't have to be the Tannoy, it could be anywhere else you might think of, while watching this video:

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/r4tFrs4Bex0?feature=player_detailpage" frameBorder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>

I already know how more than half of you will answer.

Nando.

NAH...I hate wasting 60s stuff.

 

[Elite-ist]

Forgive my Shakespearean witticism - I wouldn't want to see anyone skewer such valuable speakers. How about spearing a cow, instead? This was my poke at the idea, because I'm in support of the idea as Lee has described, but I am concerned newer members might not think The Black Knight is a fictitious member. I would say a draft up a signature for The Black Knight so there is no question he is the purveyor of Good, and include "You, too, could be The Black Knight with a link to the thread pertaining to the conditions of becoming TBK. There's lots of creativity, here, so we could really have fun with The Black Knight's profile and signature details.

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/JQ8jGqdE2iw?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Nando.

 

[Northwinds]

Forgive my Shakespearean witticism - I wouldn't want to see anyone skewer such valuable speakers. How about spearing a cow, instead? This was my poke at the idea, because I'm in support of the idea as Lee has described, but I am concerned newer members might not think The Black Knight is a fictitious member. I would say a draft up a signature for The Black Knight so there is no question he is the purveyor of Good, and include "You, too, could be The Black Knight with a link to the thread pertaining to the conditions of becoming TBK. There's lots of creativity, here, so we could really have fun with The Black Knight's profile and signature details.
Nando.

Amen Brother

 

[Web Police]

I think TBK did incorporate the cow catapult into his signature.

 

[Northwinds]

I think TBK did incorporate the cow catapult into his signature.

Yes!!!

 

[Fishoz]

BK needs minions - "The Knights who say Ni"