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NavLinear said:
They do have soft tongues. Do you whisper in their ear? :shock: :shock: :-o :rabbit: :-o :-o
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Actually Dennis, ya have to see it to believe it, I speak fluent calf cattle, cow cattle and bull cattle. I have made a fool of myself in front of hardcore ranchers and tourists alike, and have amazed my kids. I have called a herd of 200 heifers from a quarter mile away to the fence where we were standing, have pissed bulls off so bad they started to tear the fence down and have almosr started a run of ma cows so bad I thought it was gonna be a stampede.

But the best cow talkin I havwe done was at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. We were funneled down through the security checkpoint and there it kind of winds down and away, and when we rounded the corner there was what looked klike a line of folks hemmed in by two ropes that snaked back and forth forever, it was unstoppable and a very loud MOOOOOOOOOO came out, like you hear when you are herding cattle somewhere that they don't want to go. A few heads snapped up, some trying desparatly to hide a grin, so out comes another..MOOOOOOOOOO.....by then Jani wants to melt into the floor, but knowing me like she does, it's useless trying to stop me in a situation like that....by then the crowd is really starting to appreciate what I'm trying to do which is make an almost unbearable situation humorous. By the time the 5th..MOOOOOOOOO came out even the TSA was laughing......
 
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Skynyrd77 said:
Finally somebody called me out!!! Lmfao. You think I listen to that? That poped in my head and another moment I could let slip by. But nobody said nothing till now.... LMFAO
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No, thought you did it for exactly the reason you did, and YOU KNEW there would be consequences....
 
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laatsch55 said:
Actually Dennis, ya have to see it to believe it, I speak fluent calf cattle, cow cattle and bull cattle. I have made a fool of myself in front of hardcore ranchers and tourists alike, and have amazed my kids. I have called a herd of 200 heifers from a quarter mile away to the fence where we were standing, have pissed bulls off so bad they started to tear the fence down and have almosr started a run of ma cows so bad I thought it was gonna be a stampede.

But the best cow talkin I havwe done was at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. We were funneled down through the security checkpoint and there it kind of winds down and away, and when we rounded the corner there was what looked klike a line of folks hemmed in by two ropes that snaked back and forth forever, it was unstoppable and a very loud MOOOOOOOOOO came out, like you hear when you are herding cattle somewhere that they don't want to go. A few heads snapped up, some trying desparatly to hide a grin, so out comes another..MOOOOOOOOOO.....by then Jani wants to melt into the floor, but knowing me like she does, it's useless trying to stop me in a situation like that....by then the crowd is really starting to appreciate what I'm trying to do which is make an almost unbearable situation humorous. By the time the 5th..MOOOOOOOOO came out even the TSA was laughing......
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That's hysterical Lee - how'd you piss off the bulls?

I'll remember the Moo next time I'm standing in the security line at the airport - it'll crack me up.
 
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Say it out loud and crack more than your self up....

The bull thing was out in the middle of the oilfied called Well Draw (figure that) and I had stopped to take a piss. On the other side of the fence were two bulls. There were scratching and throwing dirt with their front hooves bein bad ass with each other and I gave em some bull talk and got their attention. Put my head down and started scratching the ground and throwing dirt with my hooves. More bull talk and more scratching dirt by both sides and the real bull was a bit miffed I hadn't turned tail and run. I just kept gettin louder and more animated and he kept getting pissed. Jani's in the truck laughing her ass off and then beeps the horn just a wee bit and points up the road. There was the rancher about an 1/8 mile away just bustin a gut, laughing so hard he had to hold on to the side of his pickup. About that time the bull charged and hit the fence, so it was leaving time. The way home was by the rancher and I tried really hard not to make eye contact, but it happened and he went off into paroxisims of laughter again....one of the few times in my life I was truly embarrassed.....
 
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