Bobby's Dad's thread....

[pennysdad]

You mean youz guyz dont all stroll around with aligator teeth in you hat brims playing your didgeridoo's swallering plonk or fasters or is that Fosters? , chasing sheilas whilst guuking on the Barbie, while telling your mights Goo die.

Do you guys really call a beer a Beeah?

I didn't understand a thing you said then…..
Even Google Translator couldn't figure it out!

 

[NavLinear]

I didn't understand a thing you said then…..
Even Google Translator couldn't figure it out!

Convert it to Chinese first and then it will come out fine.

 

[pennysdad]

Convert it to Chinese first and then it will come out fine.

Mandarin or Cantonese?

 

[NavLinear]

Great question - Mandarin of course.

 

[orange]

Why deal with small tart oranges when you want large juicy peaches?

 

[NavLinear]

Why deal with small tart oranges when you want large juicy peaches?

Never heard of a Cantonese peach. I can imagine one though.

 

[orange]

Cantonese peach farmers are all the rage for motion pictures. Bumper crop.

Or don't bumper crop.

 

[pennysdad]

Cantonese peach farmers are all the rage for motion pictures. Bumper crop.

Or don't bumper crop.

wot?
a bummer crap?
(damn these glasses have got to go.)

 

[NavLinear]

wot?
a bummer crap?
(damn these glasses have got to go.)

I think they may be steamed up a bit!

 

[pennysdad]

just spoke to someone, and just found out i had 46 complaints filed against me when i turned up the stereo the other day.

 

[derek92994]

just spoke to someone, and just found out i had 46 complaints filed against me when i turned up the stereo the other day.

Are you serious? Job well done =)

 

[orange]

HEAR! HEAR!

Well, that was rather obvious, now you're a SUPASTAR BAYBEE!

You get tha VIP?

 

[pennysdad]

it is just the beginning.
wait 'till i drag out the bins and horns, soon, and my Amcron MA2401.

 

[derek92994]

Yeah make 'em scatter. Where's that sound effects disc?

 

[pennysdad]

…. and if that doesn't work, i'm blowing this place up.
i've had enough.
(i now know wot drives people to these extremes. if i had an ak47, i'd be using it.)

 

[derek92994]

Damn, sounds like those animals are getting worse, what are they doing this time? Still throwing bottles on roof and stuff?

 

[pennysdad]

constantly.

bottles, CAR SPRINGS, cans, mop water, sweepings, cig butts, pissing competitions, stomping on my ceiling, arguing with each other.
building plumbing running through my bedroom wall in particular is most distressing.
noises and yelling from people passing my door while walking down the hallway.
attempts at having their pissy stereos up loud and distorting to pieces.
kids screaming and crying.
guy's beating up their g/f's.
guy's f***ing their g/f's.
guy's best friend f***ing the g/f when the guy's at work.

it's never ending….. 24/7

so i compressed 2.5 years of my grief into 30 minutes and let 'em have it.
now I'M the arsehole?

give me a break!

 

[derek92994]

Bastards, give em another serve, I fear for your safety though being so many of them.

 

[pennysdad]

Bastards, give em another serve, I fear for your safety though being so many of them.

yep, me too.
there's a lot of hot-headed middle easterners in this building.
it's all very racist here. not a place for a white australian. sorry to be saying it like that, but it is how it is….

 

[derek92994]

I get out numbered going to the local shops. Luckily not too much trouble here though.