WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!

[laatsch55]

Shpongle----played at mach 8 will break your flatscreen TV< just did it to my 46" Philips, DAMN!!!

 

[Elite-ist]

You shattered the TV by hitting the right resonance and SPL? You didn't accidentally nail the screen with the edge of your collapsing TV tray? Did you manage to save your drink from spilling? Yah, I thought so!

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

I think its the LCD"S behind the main glass outer screen. A diagonal crack from the upper right to lower left.

 

[laatsch55]

I haven't spilled a drink in years. jan and i were fighting once, she was driving us home from the bar in my 77 ford Hi-Boy, she wouldn't stop to let me out so opened the door and bailed out at 30MPH. there was 6" of snowpack and after several rolls and spins i got up in the barditch and held up my drink cup---------still full, As God is my witness. She let me walk home, figured if i wanted out that bad and was so damned lucky to not have spilled a drop i could damn well find my way home.

 

[laatsch55]

No Paul, it's mounted very well with a 50 lb swivel mount. It was pretty intense in here.

 

[Elite-ist]

I haven't spilled a drink in years. jan and i were fighting once, she was driving us home from the bar in my 77 ford Hi-Boy, she wouldn't stop to let me out so opened the door and bailed out at 30MPH. there was 6" of snowpack and after several rolls and spins i got up in the barditch and held up my drink cup---------still full, As God is my witness. She let me walk home, figured if i wanted out that bad and was so damned lucky to not have spilled a drop i could damn well find my way home.

A foolhardy move, but a classic by all means. John Wayne would have been proud. Women have a way of triggering the ape in all of us guys, on and off the road.

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

Ah yes, Jani said no one would believe it who hadn't seen it, it was .........remarkable, and me being the smartass I am as she drove off i yelled" WANNA SEE IT AGAIN??"

 

[Elite-ist]

You drunken fool. And you berated stuwee and I for smearing your good name! I feel vindicated, but I'm laughing hard from replaying the moment; because that's the real you. I'm afraid I'll have to withdraw those two good samaritan credits I awarded you earlier. What do you think, stuwee?

Nando

 

[laatsch55]

Oh, now a man of the cloth renegin on a give-------------thats just wrong!!!

 

[Elite-ist]

Oh, now a man of the cloth renegin on a give-------------thats just wrong!!!

I take a stern stance defying... what shall we call it: Tomfoolery. In your case, a few Holy Marys wasn't going to affect a change. Don't worry Lee, at today's IA Garage Sale I picked up a small gift for you. The question is: will Larry be supplying you with a turntable to play this on?

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

Yep, he's got a Music Hall headed my way--------------vinyl????????

 

[Elite-ist]

Yep, he's got a Music Hall headed my way--------------vinyl????????

Yes, I'll PM you the titles and you pick two. How does that sound?

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

Cool Nando, thanks Paul.

 

[laatsch55]

http://www.twistedmusic.com/

Check this, they were talking of a 180 gram vinyl release for "Tales of the Inexpressible"

 

[laatsch55]

Try this....http://www.twistedmusic.com/news/P6

 

[stuwee]

You drunken fool. And you berated stuwee and I for smearing your good name! I feel vindicated, but I'm laughing hard from replaying the moment; because that's the real you. I'm afraid I'll have to withdraw those two good samaritan credits I awarded you earlier. What do you think, stuwee?

Nando

I'm thinkin' I want the last 5 minutes of my life back from reading this dreck

I'm missing The Housewives of New Jeresy for this shit????

pleaeeese......pffft

 

[stuwee]

Tip for Lee, watch that show, there's how to be a real drama queen......girlfriend

 

[laatsch55]

Drama Queen?????????????????????????

 

[stuwee]

Yep!

And I'm sorry about your television set

 

[jbeckva]

Just reading this, and all's I gotta say is...

DAAAYUM!!