The old crusty fart will be 74, he's lived far longer than everyone in his family tree...just out of spite to his three children and ex-wife 
, I'm taking his car keys away as a present (huge sigh of relief from the driving public in Tucson 
). What can you get a self made millionaire with everything he ever wanted?? GRIEF I tell ya!! He plans on taking all his dough with him, when I asked how much I get when he passes away, he said "the same thing my father gave me....a bill for his funeral"...I told him he was F'n crazy, I wouldn't waste money on a funeral no one would come to 
, he didn't smile, I laughed louder!!!!!!
Seriously Pa, love ya old man, Happy 74th!!
, I'm taking his car keys away as a present (huge sigh of relief from the driving public in Tucson ). What can you get a self made millionaire with everything he ever wanted?? GRIEF I tell ya!! He plans on taking all his dough with him, when I asked how much I get when he passes away, he said "the same thing my father gave me....a bill for his funeral"...I told him he was F'n crazy, I wouldn't waste money on a funeral no one would come to , he didn't smile, I laughed louder!!!!!!Seriously Pa, love ya old man, Happy 74th!!
