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http://www.idahostatesman.com/2014/12/10/3534739/deputies-arrest-boise-man-hiding.html
(posted by Sherman Burger)
In the spirit of Dr. Seuss:
I got some pot, it was plain to see.
but to hide my weed - that was my need.
I must think - I must think fast.
I gotta leave soon - that party won't last.
I could put it in a shoe, or maybe two.
I could put it in a can of coffee, perhaps a bag of caramel toffee.
I could even put it in a stash, made from a can of corned beef hash.
(Hey - I'm no dope - everyone knows about the fake can of coke.)
A Cat in the Hat Lunchbox - that'll do the trick.
It's not too thin, it's not too thick.
My old school lunchbox - all red and white....
That'll work, - it'll work all right!
In with my pot - close the lid up tight.
Out to my car - out into the night.
I got no worries - it's got one light.
I can see with that, I'm pretty bright.
Oh no - that car - he's following me.
Now there's red and blue lights for all to see.
I turn on my blinker - I pull to the curb.
I roll down my window, crap - I've got that herb.
I held my breath, the officer drew near.
"License and Registration" - that's all I could hear.
Next came the dog, I wasn't a fan of his.
But he - yes he could smell my cannabis.
They've hauled me in, denied my bail.
Too much pot in my lunch pail.
I've learned my lesson, I'm sure of that.
Never hide pot with the Cat in the Hat.
(posted by Sherman Burger)
In the spirit of Dr. Seuss:
I got some pot, it was plain to see.
but to hide my weed - that was my need.
I must think - I must think fast.
I gotta leave soon - that party won't last.
I could put it in a shoe, or maybe two.
I could put it in a can of coffee, perhaps a bag of caramel toffee.
I could even put it in a stash, made from a can of corned beef hash.
(Hey - I'm no dope - everyone knows about the fake can of coke.)
A Cat in the Hat Lunchbox - that'll do the trick.
It's not too thin, it's not too thick.
My old school lunchbox - all red and white....
That'll work, - it'll work all right!
In with my pot - close the lid up tight.
Out to my car - out into the night.
I got no worries - it's got one light.
I can see with that, I'm pretty bright.
Oh no - that car - he's following me.
Now there's red and blue lights for all to see.
I turn on my blinker - I pull to the curb.
I roll down my window, crap - I've got that herb.
I held my breath, the officer drew near.
"License and Registration" - that's all I could hear.
Next came the dog, I wasn't a fan of his.
But he - yes he could smell my cannabis.
They've hauled me in, denied my bail.
Too much pot in my lunch pail.
I've learned my lesson, I'm sure of that.
Never hide pot with the Cat in the Hat.