Listen up fools!

[stuwee]

No more 'Hobbit Feet' and bad breath, trim those nose hairs, take a shower once in awhile at least... http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread/men-g ... 22742.html I've heard from all the womenfolk here and they say "Shape up, or ship out". Yes even you too Father, Italians need to be extra vigillent with errant black hairs in weird places

Don't make me post The Stuster's Guide to a Beautiful Man. No Pain, No Gain! You Smelly, You No Getty Any

 

[speakerman1]

I liked the replys best. LOL

Larry

 

[stuwee]

I liked the replys best. LOL

Larry

I thought they were a hoot too! Just wait a couple hours there'll be alot more

 

[speakerman1]

I have had pedicures. It is nothing like a woman massaging you feet. Kick back in the massage chair drinking so nice white wine. Nothing like it. After that get you a nice 35.00 cigar go home kick back with some beer and the cigar. Oh man what a hard life. I have lived. LOL

Larry

 

[orange]

No more 'Hobbit Feet' and bad breath, trim those nose hairs, take a shower once in awhile at least... http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread/men-g ... 22742.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I've heard from all the womenfolk here and they say "Shape up, or ship out". Yes even you too Father, Italians need to be extra vigillent with errant black hairs in weird places

Don't make me post The Stuster's Guide to a Beautiful Man. No Pain, No Gain! You Smelly, You No Getty Any

I've run into too many women that simply don't know what the hell they want and expect me to fix it all.

NO, THIS IS MENTALLY ILL CRAP.

 

[laatsch55]

Stay away from women with lists.................were truer words ever spoken??

 

[Web Police]

I Pity the Foo!!!!

 

[Elite-ist]

I beam with pride when I'm called the "Handyman." It's a two street: there are some things I do well, some things she does well, and later something we can do well together. Guys maybe don't spend as much time or money in the extra pampering that women appreciate (with the exception of Larry), but all the basics are covered as recommended in that article. But, get a bunch of guys together on a weekend, without a hint of a woman within 10 miles of the cabin, and most guys would gleefully wipe their cr**k with that printed article. Any guy that could pull off the grossest stunt or behaviour is a real man!

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

Nando, i can't believe you said that. You can't wipe the CR&^% with that printed article if you don't have your cojones back yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elite-ist]

Nando, i can't believe you said that. You can't wipe the CR&^% with that printed article if you don't have your cojones back yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I was referring to guys like yourself, Lee. It's too yucky for me to be out in the woods without hot water. There's my own coded message in that post.

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

Yaeh, flip-flop cool comes to mind.

 

[stuwee]

I bet I can Cr*#k the code

 

[laatsch55]

Stu figured it out, damn, I'm slow today. Crack the code indeed!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elite-ist]

Nothing like poking a little fun at the brothers of the forum. Good job, stuwee!

(Oh-oh... was there a secret code in this post, too?)

Nando.

 

[laatsch55]

Nope, ya been home too long Nando. Jani just handed me my 2nd Margarita.

 

[stuwee]

Nope, ya been home too long Nando. Jani just handed me my 2nd Margarita.

Jani is a keeper fo sho

 

[laatsch55]

Yep.

 

[laatsch55]

And some medical.

 

[stuwee]

I can send ya some Morning Glory seeds

 

[laatsch55]

No, the Col. medical is fine!!