I've acquired a strange new habit

stuwee

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I started to check and double check the knobs on the gas stove, I haven't had a gas stove in a few years. I feel like one of those freaks on the OCD channel. I'm hoping my pre-cog powers aren't telling me something, my insurance policy doesn't have all my cool stuff pic/docu'd yet.

Also, last night I went out to meet some buds and as I was walking to the bar from the bus, every street light went out as I passed under it...too freaky, my friends didn't believe me, so we went outside and I showed them, they paid for all my drinks if I promised not to kill them..... :twisted:
 
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If it's covering Grace Jones you'll survive. :santa:
 
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Stuwee: it's possible you are not of this world, and indeed have special attributes. Let's find out after answering these questions:

Have you experienced any missing time?

Is there a small raised bump high on your waistline? If you try to prod it, will it move incrementally under your skin away from the point of pressure?

Is your favourite video "Contact?"

There are a few more questions, but unless you answer positive to all three of these questions, there's no need to go further.

Nando.
 
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Scientists discovered a planet 3 light years from earth that is the exact Duplicate to Us including the Inhabitants,,their quite puzzled because what ever happens here also happens there,,at exactly the same time ,,the scientists are confused as to which one is the real Earth but after years of us studying each other the great minds of each planet have finnally been able discover the only difference between us
 
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Web Police said:
You would think you would be used to acquiring strange new habits seeing as you are from Mars. :cyclops:
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Are yousure? stuwee could be from Venus, or somewhere in between. lol


Jim
 
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Web Police said:
Fairchild said:
[quote="Web Police":3g93l08z]You would think you would be used to acquiring strange new habits seeing as you are from Mars. :cyclops:
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Are yousure? stuwee could be from Venus, or somewhere in between. lol


Jim
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Well maybe Uranus, judging from his tastes. :cyclops:[/quote:3g93l08z]

Not mine, maybe ur's. lol

Jim
 
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Nuns are nice but not THAT nice. Really, how many wear crotchless longerie, spike heels and carry buggy whips plus have hard to decipher tattoos of some sort near their belly buttons?

They may be sisters of mercy but they ain't saints!
 
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That one needs charity to go to Kmart where she can afford more fabric.

Or maybe she's taken all the help Charity could give her.

BUTT I don't know, haven't seen the movie.

Looks like a lot of hol(e)y hosiery.
 
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I finally got a TV and a VCR/DVD combo player, so I get to watch that flick John/Jim sent very soon, can hardly wait, sounds lik my kinda film, I got my Orofors crystal brandy sniffters and some nice ciggars :hippy2:
 
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stuwee said:
I finally got a TV and a VCR/DVD combo player, :hippy2:
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Woo Hoo, I can finally send you some of those questionable DVD's. :bootyshake:
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Nothing questionable with the stuwster, ya know that!!!!!

Bring it buddy :thumbright:

BTW, the streetlight thing repeated itself last night on the way home from work, 6 out of 8 went out, my guess is the 2 had their sensors removed :twisted: , I'm waiting for a nasty homeless dude to ask me to wash his feet...EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
 
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stuwee said:
Web Police said:
stuwee said:
I finally got a TV and a VCR/DVD combo player, :hippy2:
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Woo Hoo, I can finally send you some of those questionable DVD's. :bootyshake:
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Nothing questionable with the stuwster, ya know that!!!!!

Bring it buddy :thumbright:

BTW, the streetlight thing repeated itself last night on the way home from work, 6 out of 8 went out, my guess is the 2 had their sensors removed :twisted: , I'm waiting for a nasty homeless dude to ask me to wash his feet...EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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Where was stuwee when the lights went out?

Down in the cellar eating sauerkraut! :mrgreen:

Jim
 
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