Hurry, start flushing your junk (not for septic system owners)

WOPL Sniffer

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#1
Things are looking better and Mother Earth is taking things into her own hands. No need to worry about leaving our children a horrible mess. I knew, the minute I took off my tinfoil hat that things were not as bad as we thought. Al Gore? he's a lying pussy, as are all the tree huggers. Let's get back to the good ol days and start flicking butts out the window for Earth Day, and chop down some cherry trees for Arbor Day, and crank up the stereos and get Fugged up. AND, Cousteau couldn't swim either.

On the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, scientists find a surprise: Coastal life
Scientists documented more than 40 coastal species clinging to plastic trash, including mussels, barnacles and shrimp-like amphipods.


https://www.nbcnews.com/science/env...cientists-find-surprise-coastal-life-rcna7292
 

Gepetto

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Things are looking better and Mother Earth is taking things into her own hands. No need to worry about leaving our children a horrible mess. I knew, the minute I took off my tinfoil hat that things were not as bad as we thought. Al Gore? he's a lying pussy, as are all the tree huggers. Let's get back to the good ol days and start flicking butts out the window for Earth Day, and chop down some cherry trees for Arbor Day, and crank up the stereos and get Fugged up. AND, Cousteau couldn't swim either.

On the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, scientists find a surprise: Coastal life
Scientists documented more than 40 coastal species clinging to plastic trash, including mussels, barnacles and shrimp-like amphipods.


https://www.nbcnews.com/science/env...cientists-find-surprise-coastal-life-rcna7292
This is when PETA gets involved and freaks out about the teams cleaning up ocean plastics because they are killing off the wildlife...lawsuits ensue.
 

FredR

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#5
I was very close to a HUH? on this. o_O

But then I saw Jeff Goldblum's name and knew all was well.
 
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