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Going to take week off and go visit family and fiends,,,Eat Good Food,,Drink some Beer and perhaps take part in the smoking of Illeagal Substance,,,If I come back and all my gear is gone and I find a Doberman Turd in my front room,,I,ll know who it was,,and because some of the stuff takes more than one guy I,ll figure he had a Helper from Burnsville,,,
 

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Have fun in Chi-town and don't let em put ketchup on your roast beast sammiches. Also stay away from the clowns house. :cyclops:
 

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Have fun FF, be safe and above all don't pick up any hookers missin' teeth, no matter how much nicer they look than the ones back in Chaska :love6: :laughing8: :love6:

They've had some really nasty storms in Chi-Town the last few days, I hope your 4th is smokie in all the right ways!!
 

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Have fun in Chi-town and don't let em put ketchup on your roast beast sammiches. Also stay away from the clowns house. :cyclops:
Web,,I could could tingle your spine if I told you about my experience with Mr Gacy
 

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[quote="Fast Forward":didt07we][quote="Web Police":didt07we]Have fun in Chi-town and don't let em put ketchup on your roast beast sammiches. Also stay away from the clowns house. :cyclops:
Web,,I could could tingle your spine if I told you about my experience with Mr Gacy[/quote:didt07we]


But can ya "make his toes curl"?[/quote:didt07we]don,t know,,it,s been over 30 yrs I don,t think about it much ,,
 

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Web,,I could could tingle your spine if I told you about my experience with Mr Gacy[/quote]


I think the chloroform is making my spine tingle. Not sure though. :cyclops: Do tell us sometime though.
 

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Have a good time, Robert! As if I had any doubt you would do otherwise. In Canada, skunk weed isn't really illegal to smoke. I think I have family in Chicago.

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Here is a little story about some skunk weed. We were out horse back riding in the fields around where I lived. I looked up and about 20 feet in front of us most have been a plant 20 feet tall. It was so pretty. It had gold,purple and red leaves. Oh it was just amazing. So we cut it done and let it hang in the barn for about a week to dry. Well the day had come it was ready. We picked it clean and got over a pound. Well at night we would sit in the shop and play checkers with bowl hit. Well really what we did was see how many squares we could do. Never filled it up. Well we fired up this weed. And we smoked and we smoked and we smoked till our throats were sore. It didn't do squat. We used it as filler weed on our good stuff when we sold it. It was so bad we were giving it away.

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Larry, that's a good lead in to a Cheech & Chong movie night. Young and semi-ambitious weren't you?

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[quote="Fast Forward":3uxrnu2p]
Web,,I could could tingle your spine if I told you about my experience with Mr Gacy[/quote:3uxrnu2p]


I think the chloroform is making my spine tingle. Not sure though. :cyclops: Do tell us sometime though.[/quote]
short version,,middle of winter,I was a truck mgr at a chev dealership in Park ridge,,,,Gacy came in to purchase a truck ,,he told me he had a truck he wanted to trade and wanted me to appraise it,,went to his house to look at the truck but it wouldn,t start,,he asked me to come inside warm up,,and call the dealership for help ,,I decided to decline his offer and returned to the dealership ,,next day he called and told me he was going to keep the truck and buy the Van without a trade,,when he was arrested and the facts came out I could,t believe how lucky I was ,,not saying I could have been a potential victim,,but who knows,,,I think i still have a copy of the bill of sale somewhere,,FF
 

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[quote="Web Police":3gv467wt][quote="Fast Forward":3gv467wt]
Web,,I could could tingle your spine if I told you about my experience with Mr Gacy[/quote:3gv467wt]


I think the chloroform is making my spine tingle. Not sure though. :cyclops: Do tell us sometime though.[/quote:3gv467wt]
short version,,middle of winter,I was a truck mgr at a chev dealership in Park ridge,,,,Gacy came in to purchase a truck ,,he told me he had a truck he wanted to trade and wanted me to appraise it,,went to his house to look at the truck but it wouldn,t start,,he asked me to come inside warm up,,and call the dealership for help ,,I decided to decline his offer and returned to the dealership ,,next day he called and told me he was going to keep the truck and buy the Van without a trade,,when he was arrested and the facts came out I could,t believe how lucky I was ,,not saying I could have been a potential victim,,but who knows,,,I think i still have a copy of the bill of sale somewhere,,FF[/quote]

Man, that gives even me the hebby-jebbies, Your a luck shit dude, what a creepy story, I'm glad they caught and killed his sorry excuse for an asshole!! Gives us nice homo's a bad name :evil:
 

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Too bad you didn't close the tailgate on his thumbs and drag him the 5 miles to the dealer. :cyclops: Closer than you want to get to the clown unless you want to be buried under his floorboards.
 

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Too bad you didn't close the tailgate on his thumbs and drag him the 5 miles to the dealer. :cyclops: Closer than you want to get to the clown unless you want to be buried under his floorboards.
I think what bothered me was how normal this guy seemed and that I was standing on a driveway that had bodies buried underneath
 
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