Happy Birthday LEE!!!

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Happy birthday big fella!! I'm a sagittarius as well. All the best for this special day bud. :occasion5:
 

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Hey !!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN !!!!! I REALLY HATE I FORGOT IT WAS SO CLOSE TO MINE !!!!!!!! DAMN !!!! Could have had ya something to drink there.. Instead of it sitting in my garage... I was shooting for Christmas !
 

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Happy birthday, Lee. It's good to be long in the tooth, it means you still have them.

Copied from the Casper Star Tribune:

"If Today is Your Birthday:

You are energetic, extroverted and genuinely interested in people. You have a great sense of humor and like to make fun of things. Above all, you are a free spirit! This is a testing year of growth and building. This growth will occur beneath the surface. Do not make major changes yet - wait until next year. Strengthen your financial position by reducing your overhead."

Nando.
 

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Happy Birthday Lee - you old bastard. A few Zodiac sign traits.

Sagittarius After Sex Comments: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Condoms of the Zodiac: Sagittarians are known for their worldly pursuits, gamesmanship, cosmopolitan attitude and knack for doing things in a big way. Sagittarian condoms are the sportier models. They come equipped with travel cases.

Sagittarian condoms are the ones that go with you and grow with you. They promise a lot and they are extra thick to protect against fluids of a dubious nature. The archer symbolizes Sagittarius. When you want to be on target with Cupid's arrows, you want a Sagittarius condom.

Sagittarius drinking style: In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun . Good-natured hi-jinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

The Do's and Don't For Sagittarians:

DO’S

Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with them their zest and enthusiasm for life. They bubble with excitement. And if you share the same interests and hobbies, life can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone go to them. Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.

DON’TS

Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction. Hence, do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on, talking about certain things that may not even interest you, but its their way of trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude), so do not feel offended by their talks.

:lol:
 

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Oh, Lee is up alright. He's just getting dressed into his finest flannel Stanfields for the occasion. Buttons or zipper on the fly?

Nando.
 

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You some funny mother f £€__%=÷÷% € today guys!! Thank you!#
 

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Happy Birthday Brother! Hope it's a great one for you. Maybe the wife got you a furry little companion???
 
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