A Military Joke

[speakerman1]

There were 4 commanders talking about bravery. The Army guy said I'll show you brave. He called a Private over and told him to run through a mine field, swim through shark infested waters and attack the machine gun on the hill. So the Private took off got half way through the mine field and boom. The Army guy said now that is brave.

Well the Navy Commander said I'll show you brave. So he calls a Seaman over and told him to do the same thing. Well the Seaman made it through the mine field and dived in the water and was eaten by a shark. The Navy guy said now that is brave.

The Marine said I'll show you brave. He called over a Gunny and told him to do the same thing. Well he made it through the mine field. He made it through the shark infested waters and started to attack the machine gun and they shot and killed him. Well the Marine guy looked at them and said now that is brave.

Well the Air Force guy says I'll show you brave. So he calls over an Airman and tells him to do the same thing. The Airman looks at him and says F you. The Air Force guy looks at them all and says. Now thats brave.

Larry

 

[stuwee]

now that's brave!! No Whining, you ninny! Take it like a man!