I initially looked for a youtube link before I posted, but couldn't find find one with the ranch intro. Facebook, as always, was a last resort. Will take a second look.
Pilot walked away. Left a note saying sorry to park here. Be back soon.
https://sanangelolive.com/news/crashes/2023-05-03/mysterious-jet-fighter-crashes-near-mertzon-and-no-one-talking
At 173,000 acres he had plenty of road. Lucky guy. Disassembled the aircraft within a week and drove it out...