Weez all dun sunn stoopid

[Chris Cables]

What a tool

Not as spectacularly stupid as the fktard in the clip above but I smacked into a lamp post in an empty carpark once. There, the one dumb fkup I can fess up to.
What about you?

 

[MarkWComer]

In a parking lot where they just plowed after a heavy snowfall, I decided to run into one of the snowbanks.
Lifted the front wheels off the ground and… it was front wheel drive!

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

I got wasted in Corpus and after driving the golf cart loaded all day, I had to get all the sand out of it to return it and I was standing on the side of it and it was too close to the RV so I reached over and tapped the gas pedal to back it up a couple inches and the damn thing took off, ran me over, went across the street by itself and hit a guys Ram.............. I ran myself over with a golf cart................. What a bonehead maneuver. The guy called the Po-Po and when he got there, he laughed and left.


This one time, at band camp..................

 

[J!m]

Too many to list.

 

[Bob Boyer]

Too many to list.

I'm in that camp...

 

[Chris Cables]

Too many to list.

I'm in that camp...

Choose one. You are morally and comedically obliged. It's the rules of this thread....

 

[J!m]

Toss up between draining the oil from an earth mover and kicking in the front of a fish tank...

 

[Bob Boyer]

Oh, hell. I'm gonna go with a golf cart incident as well - three of us at a dirt track/cow pasture/imitation golf course in Decatur got so ripped we flipped the cart while chasing a ball through the tree lines across three fairways.

 

[ThomOfYorke]

Jumped out of a window during a fire drill in grade school. Everyone was pointing to the window, shouting 'Do the window!' meaning 'Close the window' since apparently that was something you're supposed to do during a fire drill. But I thought they were shouting 'Through the window!' and I obliged. The teacher wasn't pleased about that but I never got the dressing-down she said was coming.

More recently, jumped a 9 foot fence after having a few drinks and landed on my ass, because it was a quicker way to get to the parking lot.

 

[J!m]

How about drunken crawling through poison ivy?

 

[Chris Cables]

How about drunken crawling through poison ivy?

Remarkably similar in scope and net pain level result to drunkenly falling asleep / entering into a comatose state on the beach in Ibiza in the middle of the afternoon in July I would suggest.
Ouchie.

 

[MarkWComer]

How about drunken crawling through poison ivy?

Or wiping your nose with it…

 

[ThomOfYorke]

How about drunken crawling through poison ivy?

That just reminded me of another stupid thing I did: I once ventured into the woods at night with a friend and we got lost without a flashlight. I was wearing shorts, and we ended up walking through a ton of poison ivy and I got the worst case of it I've ever had in my life. It was disgusting.

 

[Chris Cables]

Or wiping your nose with it…

I can imagine a worse place to wipe with it :O

 

[MarkWComer]

I can imagine a worse place to wipe with it :O

I think the emoticon for that is )o(…

 

[J!m]

Working under a car with the impact and angry yellow jackets flew out of the rotten door bottom above me and under my t-shirt…

 

[J!m]

Smashing a pear on the tire swing… swung a bit high with the pipe… hit the rope and bounced back into my skull above my eye…

still have the scar.

 

[mr_rye89]

Multi-day airsoft war...hid In The bed of the truck, got my uncle in the back of the head. Later he got me point blank in the leg under the kitchen table, still have the scar.

We also had a family reunion for my great grandma's 90th birthday a few weeks back, I took said uncle and second cousin to go get some artillery shells (they had been pre-gaming it pretty hard) it got a little out of hand but it was still a pretty good time......

 

[WOPL Sniffer]

I was power washing the cooling fins on a couple of builds and they kept flying across the yard from the pressure and getting the whale spooge (heat sink compound) off them the easiest way I could think of so I decided to hold one with my bare hand while I used the other to pull the trigger.......... It deflected from the pressure and the 2800psi took the skin off the back of my hand, bled and stung.... I got a hell of a scar now.........................

 

[J!m]

But your hand was clean!