Lazarus Short

say what?

you know...the usual
Birthday
Dec 28, 1949 (Age: 74)
Location
Independence, MO
Tagline
I'm the Red Knight, by grant of the Black
Occupation
Retired!

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What an elder can see sitting down, a youth cannot see standing up. [old Yoruba proverb]
A youth can have fine cloth like an elder, but a youth can never have rags like an elder. [another old Yoruba proverb]
Look! Isn't that Uncle Patrel in a...in a taxi?! [3 Mustaphas 3]
But...you keep looking over your shoulder...to see if I am there... [Curved Air]
Who gives water to a goose as the land brightens for the morning of its slaughter? [Egyptian, Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor]
...more dust bunnies than a desert bordello... [Orange]
"Aziz!...LIGHT!" [Professor Pacoli, Fifth Element]
The Master asks, "What is better, guacamole or whackamole?" [me]

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