Happy Birthday Dennis!
It has come to our attention you have failed to provide proper identification. To avoid further penalties and interest, please provide a photocopy of your passport, social security number, phone number, mother's maiden name, drivers license number, Visa card number, city you were born in, birthdate (Ah I forgot, we already have that), marital status, name of your favorite pet, first car you owned, complete home address, and last girl you shagged.
Sincerely
The PayPal Team