Quick, I need 30 bucks!!!!!

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San Antonio Zoo will let you name a cockroach after an ex and feed it to an animal


https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/29/us/san-antonio-zoo-cockroach-valentines-day-trnd/index.html

 

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Those not into bugs can choose a vegetable for $5 or a rodent for $25 instead.

Those with an especially stubborn ex can pay for a $150 upgrade, which includes a personalized video message to the recipient showing their cockroach, rodent or vegetable being devoured by an animal.

 

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You can't make this shit up.

 

[J!m]

Brilliant.